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The Pentagon

Pentagon aerial view
Established: 1492
Headquarters of:
Built: By James Bond
Personnel: Don't like handing out "politically sensative information [1]

The Pentagon is a sacred place were America's Troops (another name for the Department of Defense) come together each day to develope ways to Pwn America's enemies even more..er.

The building essentially houses all the major branches:

  • Blackwater (special forces & interrogation units )
  • KBR (Chow hall)


As well as other out-of-date, less streamline branches such as the Army

[edit] Protecting America

The Pentagon protecting a Marine from snooping hippies.
The Pentagon protecting a Marine from snooping hippies.

The Pentagon protects America from all enemies, from without and especially from within. The Pentagon uses special relationships with the NSA, the FBI and local police forces to keep close tabs on those who would do this country harm.

Hippies are high on the list, so the Pentagon takes great care to protect their soldiers, sailors and Marines from the filth of hippies.



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