People Destroying America

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People Destroying America
is a featured segment of
the Greatest American Television Show--EVER!!!, The Colbert Report.


[edit] March 17, 2008

St. Patrick's Day Edition

Shaun Clancey owner of Foley's in New York wants to ban the singing of Danny Boy in his pub

  • it's a sad song
  • the guy who wrote it wasn't Irish, didn't set foot in Ireland

But actually he wants to push his Real Irish Irish traditions

[edit] January 31, 2008


visit Coral Gables, Florida

pickup trucks are gateway vehicles

  • to swamp buggies

defying Coral Gables, Florida laws is a mission similar to terrorists

[edit] February 14, 2008


  • Susan Pagan, a woman who doesn't want her children (or anyone else's) to be happy
    • became enraged after her child got a reward for good grades: a coupon for a Happy Meal at McDonald's
  • Susan Linn, director of buzzkill support group chimed in with her hate too
  • after McDonald's introduced Happy Meals, America experienced a new morning!
People Destroying America
needs to be Colbertized
Please watch and take notes from
the correct episode of The Colbert Report to get it right!
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