The Prescott Group

From Wikiality

The Prescott Group is the most all-American corporation dedicated to America and all her values.

Investing in America is what The Prescott Group is all about.

We here at The Prescott Group spend countless hours researching and analyzing thousands of markets and industries to insure we are on the forefront of America's technological forefront.

Contents 1 Mission 2 Motto 3 Founders 4 Projects 5 Investments 5.1 Current Holdings 6 FAQ

[edit] Mission

As America's leading agri-pharma-petro-chemico-militaria-industrial corporation, Prescott is dedicated to insuring and ensuring America's dominance in world business.

[edit] Motto

"We mean business."

[edit] Founders

• Jesus Christ
• Prescott Bush
• Andrew Carnegie
• The Professor
• Freedom

[edit] Projects

Educating Americans about the benefits of recombinant bovine growth hormone.

Fighting Terrorists.

Developing breakthrough medications.

I think they have bake sales sometimes.

[edit] Investments

The Prescott Group is invested in a building a brighter tomorrow, today! With diversified investments in over a number of fast-moving, trend-setting industries, you can be sure that The Prescott Group will remain a leader in cutting edge high tech virtual real people, human touch understands your needs of the future.

[edit] Current Holdings

• Halliburton
• The Carlyle Group
• Arbusto Energy
• Prescott Pharmaceuticals
• Prescott Educational Films
• Prescott News Agency

[edit] FAQ

Does The Prescott Group kick ass?
Yes.