The Second Amendment

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It may be "second" to America, but it is "eleventh" to God[1].

[edit] The Full Text

The full and exact text of The Amendment has been the source of coniption fits for liberals since their party started in 1929 with FDR.

But, as every good American school child knows, the second amendment to America's Constitution is one clear, precise line:

"The right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed."

And that's all there is to it.

What the Founders meant was
"If you are a property-owning, white Christian male, then you have the full right to own and do whatever the heck you want with any sort of firearm or similarly fired device that is used to kill people, from a handgun to an AK47 to a nukular missle."
. This means Stephen has the right to hunt squirrels with a Patriot Missile.

"Bearing arms" should never be confused with "arming bears", which is of course a terrible idea that only a Canadian would ever have.

[edit] Footnotes

  1. ↑ Thou shalt bear arms is the 11th Commandment


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