The Tek Jansen Alpha Squad 7 Theme Song
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As good as the animated series is, it needed a theme song, and it got a great one. Possibly the greatest. Today, it is often sung by gangs of roving, drunken youths at the top of their lungs.
- Live stereo version .ogg of the song as performed on The Colbert Report, including Stephen Colbert's commentary.
- Live on show stereo .mp3 version so your non-it-getting friend can play it on their portable.
[edit] Lyrics
The Tek Jansen Alpha Squad 7 Theme Song
- Tek Jansen
- Alpha Squad 7
- Facing the future of courage
- Killing the aliens
- Loving the aliens
- Sometimes loving then killing the aliens
- Tek Jansen
- Wearer of starsuits
- Surfing the comet of danger
- Foiling his enemy Thermond Chang
- And those affiliated with the Thermond Chang Gang
- ...Tek, tell me your space dreams
- Put down your bioplasma disruptor pistol
- And love me through the night...
- Tek Jansen
- Galaxy hero
- Super-awesome spectacular ultra-spy
- Scourge of the Pistol-Lords
- Friend of the Jurabees
- Neutral to the Slibs
- Tek Jansen
- ...and Porpy
- His zany buddy
- Getting in trouble
- Acting all nutty
- Guaranteed to give you a smile.
- Porpy and his friend...
- Tek Jansen
- Hunter of quasars
- His exciting exploits would sell millions of books
- It is the future
- You are our hero
- ...I am Tek Jansen...
- Tek Yeaaaaahhhh.
