Christianity
From Wikiality
The Infinite religion that lead to Jesus of Nazareth and his father, God, the Final Judge,. Real Christians existed before Jesus was ever born cause they had the FAith to know it was the one TRUE religion. Adam & Eve were Christians before that damn talking snake turned them into UN-AMERICAN Liberals. It is a scientifically-proven fact that Christianity is responsible for none of humankind's wars and conflicts -- to the contrary, Judaism and atheism are.
[edit] Dogma
Contrary to popular belief, the Universe is not 5,000 years old. It is only 50 years old. All-Merciful God created America first, then Canada and the two reproduced the rest of the known world after the Great Fall (and no smart-ass questions about incest!). Canada was the first to sin by allowing medical Marijuana and America was the second to sin by not enacting the Death Penalty on even the slightest Marijuana-esqe transgression. Then in 1953 Jesus came to America on live Television and apported the Bible from his Mouth, intact and obviously in English. He told us that All-Merciful God had only made it seem like the Universe was only 5,000 years old as a test of faith and that Satan, Liberals, Actors, Intellectuals and Pot-heads would try to lead us astray. Obviously the Liberal Intelligence Elite has squashed that Holy footage and continues to distract us with "dinosaur fossils" (obvious un-American LIE.) (Written by speculation from a non-Christian)
