Tim Robbins
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Tim Robbins is a Hollywood liberal who has no regard for Nation audience members!
Appearances On The Colbert Report
November 17, 2005
Stephen warmly welcomed Robbins for his first appearance on The Report but was immediately forced to nail him for his politics, which are killing America by inches.
Robbins and Dr. Colbert discussed his play Embedded, which is an indictment of what he believes are "lies" used by the government in the run-up to the Iraq War. It is set in Fantasyland.
This appearance prompted one of The Report's most famous exchanges:
- ROBBINS: I-I've been meaning to ask... uh... Colbert? Is that... is that French?
- STEPHEN: Oh, it's French, bitch.
October 31, 2006
In a homoerotic outburst upon seeing Dr. Stephen Colbert for the second time, Robbins trashed the broadcast studio and attempted to spread his gayness to audience members by slapping their bare flesh.
The homoerotic moment continued - and some might say climaxed - when Robbins implied that Dr. Colbert had "Foleyed" him. With a heterosexual reference to his commie wife Susan Saradon, his gay agenda seemed to cool down as Stephen punched his frequent guest card, but from now own Robbins will always be remembered by the Nation as that gay Timmy.
The Dr. acknowledged having watched the trailer for Timmy's movie, "Catch A Fire" about the real life story of Patrick Chamusso where he plays a white agent in the South African Anti-Terrorism Department. And the Dr. did offer the grace to say the trailer "looked fantastic."
Then followed the nailing of Timmy: he was nailed for wanting to revive apartheid in South Africa, claiming his commie buddy Gorbachev ended apartheid; illegally arresting and torturing black people; saying that torture is "good thing" (even ripping off trademark lines from Martha Stewart).
Timmy doesn't know Latin, hence he was nailed again. (Needs frequent nailing card). No doubt his hair will grey even further after the multiple nailing he took that night! Hopefully the Nation can all learn though through Dr. Colbert's example and practice safe nailing (with your pants on).
