Toilet

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Toilet
makes The Baby Jesus sad.
Does your mother know you read these filthy liberal myths?
Not surprisingly, the world's biggest toilet is found in France.
Not surprisingly, the world's biggest toilet is found in France.
Some toilets come with a ready supply of goldfish for you to use
Some toilets come with a ready supply of goldfish for you to use

A Toilet is a device used to dispose of all the naughtiness and evil from the human body. God-fearing American's only use toilets when absolutely necessary. However, drunks often spend hours gazing lovingly into toilets, probably looking for their dignity or upper intestines.

Trivia

  • Stephen Colbert is so God-fearing and patriotic that he does not need to use the toilet.
  • Toilets lead straight down to Hell, which is filled with murderers, liberals, rapists, and dead goldfish.

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