Tom DeLay

From Wikiality

Tom "The Hammer" DeLay is a wrongfully indicted Congressman who refused to run for re-election to Texas' 22nd District, the Fightin' 22nd! in the 2006 midterms. Before entering politics, he was a professional exterminator of insects, rodents, and bears. Among his noted accomplishments was spearheading an emergency session of the House on Palm Sunday weekend in March 2005 to pass a bill so that brain-dead Terri Schiavo's parents could petition a federal judge to remove her feeding tube, despite her husband's wishes. This was in no doubt influenced by his own decision to consent to removing life support to his comotose dad after a miniature train accident on the family estate in 1988.

Just because his name was on the ballot and the Democrats sued to ensure it stayed there doesn't mean he had to campaign. Stephen did it for him. Stephen and Jesus would have carried him all the way back to Washington, each watching each other's back while the other took turns on a mini-bike. Stephen was sure Tom would have won because Christ would be seen through him.

However, evil Democrats led Nancy Pelosi, and weak-spined Americans who want to see us lose in Iraq cast their votes with Satan and Nick Lampson, sending poor Tom off to Lobbyland, where he will have to settle with legislating public policy for millions of dollars per year through his lobbying firm.

Stephen fake interviewed him for the 435 434-part series, Better Know A District on June 8, 2006. At the conclusion of te interview, the 22nd was retired to The Colbert Report rafters.

[edit] Book

• No Retreat, No Surrender: One American’s Fight

[edit] Ressurection From An Internets Tube

The esteemed gentleman from Texas started an American version of moveon.org called "GAIN", which stands for:

Grassroots
Action and
Information
Network

For all the details, go to Mr. DeLay's new "blog" called tom delay dot com.

God Bless America!!!