Tommy Chong

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Tommy Chong
is too Canadian, speak American, eh.

"Tommy Chong"
is hippie-related, and not groovy to The Baby Jesus.

Hello, Tommy Chong
Asian and very good at math.

Tommy Chong
was a guest of "The Colbert Report "
and got nailed via satellite.

Coalition of

Stoned Friends

Willie Nelson Matthew McConaughey Tommy Chong

Dave's not here man.

Tommy Chong is a dirty, hippie, pot taker who had the audacity to fluster MSNBC anchorwoman Contessa Brewer during an on-air commentary concerning Paris Hilton. On June 12, 2007 Dr. Stephen Colbert had Mr. Chong appear as a guest on his show to discuss what possessed him to fluster The Contessa. During the interview Tommy Chong openly admitted that he was currently high. Tommy Chong is a great man and should be honored for his career and his efforts to provide great entertainment for America, the Greatest Country of all time (thanks to Jesus and people like Tommy Chong and Dr. Colbert).

Mr. Chong is the greatest Canadian actor to be exported to America since William Shatner.

[edit] How Tommy Chong Would Punish Paris Hilton If He Were The Judge

Tommy Chong demonstrating the mating call of the Vancouver White Roach

1. Get her in his chambers
2. Lay her across his knee
3. Lift up her skirt
4. Pull her little panties down
5. Give her a good licking^[1]
6. There's more

[edit] Fun Facts

• Doesn't know who Tim Russert is
• Of course Tommy Chong is high he's Tommy Chong.
• Got raided by narcs who for their next trick will out run a kid in a wheel chair.

[edit] Films

• Cheech & Chong's Up in Smoke
• Cheech & Chong's Still Smokin
• Cheech $ Chong's Nice Dreams
• Cheech & Chong's Things Are Tough All Over
• Cheech & Chong's Yellowbeard
• Cheech & Chong's Corsican Brothers
• Cheech & Chong's Born In East LA
• Cheech & Chong's Far Out Man
• Cheech & Chong's Next Movie

[edit] Book

• The I Chong: Meditations from the Joint

[edit] Footnotes

1. ↑ in a place where she'd feel it