Tony Bennett

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Tony Bennett
has been a guest of The Colbert Report
and got nailed in the process
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Old man, singer and Emmy thief!
Old man, singer and Emmy thief!

Anthony 'Tony' Bennett is an Italian-American crooner, best known for his signature liberal, gay-loving song, I Left My Heart in San Francisco.

Tony Bennett stole the 2007 Emmy from Stephen Colbert! This means war, Bennett!!!!!

Tony Bennett changed his name after killing two people. He buried their hearts in San Francisco and ate the rest of them.

He is a founding member of *NSYNC. Despite all this he is still a very cool guy, much cooler than Barry Manilow.

[edit] NOTES

  • 15 Grammys
  • has no plans for retirement
  • suspects Stephen might be a bit envious
  • Stephen didn't expect to win; he didn't wear pants
  • also paints to have something to fall back on
  • Stephen may let him paint for next year's painting of Stephen with Stephen with Stephen with Stephen
  • marched with MLK
  • why civil disobedience instead of civil politeness

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