Tony Blair

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Tony Blair
has bad teeth and a funny accent because he is British,
but still loves America, thank you for supporting our President.

The Blessed Virgin Mother recognizes
Tony Blair
as part of The One True Church.

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Tony Blair is best known for his ability to work with C-average ivy league students in executive positions.

The Greatest British Ruler EVER! was once the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland. He still rules over all of the British Isles and the entire United Kingdom. His best friend is George W. Bush, President of the United States of America. He gets second billing because he's not a President; he was just a Prime Minister. When they frequent the swingset, Bush gets to ride while Tony Blair must push.

Queen Elizabeth II was his boss. Even though she's a woman and she bossed him around, they're not married. That would be scandalous, and kind of hot.

1 Resignation
2 Foreign Policy
3 Washington Love Machine
4 See Also

[edit] Resignation

Despite wishing to spend more time with his family and perhaps get work in the private sector, Mr. Blair remains third in command in England. Outranking him is a live queen and a dead princess.

"Now that France has elected a poodle, my work is done here," Mr. Blair wrote in his letter to his boss.

Tony Blair was replaced by That Motherfucker That Replaced Tony Blair.

Tony Blair pooped his pants on September 28th, 2007.

[edit] Foreign Policy

Tony Blair lives in London, except when he is spending the night at the White House in Washington D.C. or visiting Iraq to boost troop morale.

Blair and the Greatest, Oh Dear Lord, Leader Bush have recently re-instituted talks to dominate the world again and re-establish the British Empire that starts from the United Kingdom, through the Middle East, into India, East Asia, Africa, Australasia. The Greatest Leader Bush and his minion Blair of course have agreed not only to share the potential and imminent colonial empire, which will now be American and not British, but to make the United Kingdom the 51st American State.

The Great Leader is well aware that many nations are desperately waiting to become a part of the inner sanctum of thesest United States. Being a man of honor, The Great Leader promised his lap dog Blair that the UK will be the 51st state, followed by Mexico and France fighting for the 52nd. As much as he would like to, the Great Leader cannot satisfy all his people with such limited resources of lands, oceans, and skies. The Great Leader is also considering annexing Canada, but he, showing his great insight, believes that Canada is just a block of ice and that Toronto rightfully belongs to the state of Idaho. Blair, sensing this opportunity, annexed Canada to the United Kingdom Empire once again. The current Canadian Prime Minister and administration will be deported to The Great Mistress Condi Re-Education center in Utah.

The Greatest Mistress Ever is pushing for California and New York to lose their Great Statehood statuses and for thesest lame states to join the lesser empires, possibly the Ugandan and Papa New Guinea territories. If these territories are discovered to be rich of natural resources such as oil, diamonds, gold, and other thingees, then California and New York do not deserve to be a part of these glorious lands; the liberal insubordination of California and New York have to be punished for at least 69 generations. Blair, imitating the Greatest Leader's astute policy-making and negotiation tactics, has sharply refused to receive California and New York as annexed states of the United Kingdom, unless Bill Gates and Warren Buffett stay there permanently.

Neither The Great Leader nor Blair seem too keen on annexing Iraq, Iran, and Afghanistan. It is assumed that Mexico or Japan will take the honor.

[edit] Washington Love Machine

While in Washington, Mr. Blair openly professed his love for President Bush which made The Greatest President Ever very uncomfortable, so he dealt with it the way any good American would. Mr. Blair spent 8 months in the hospital for various wounds and bruises that resulted from our fine president "Beating the gay out of him". Due to the obvious magnetism and charisma of the Greatest President Ever, the French Jew Nicolas Sarkozy also fell under his captivating spell, leaving our Greatest President Ever to be sandwiched in a love triangle between Blair and the Jew.