Toronto Maple Leafs
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The Toronto Maple Leafs are a member of the NHL and the best hockey team of all time. Unless their success is measured by Stingley Cups won in the last 39 years, in which case, the New Orleans Saints are technically as good a hockey team. Their fans wail on and on about how they haven't won the Stingley Cup since 1967, and how they will never, ever taste glory again.
They would benefit greatly from Stephen Colbert's support... they really need that Stingley Cup, and they need a wall of truthiness over their net/goal to do so... also... Sundin needs a boost of truthiness, to make him strong enough to lead them to victory... maybe Stephen should give him the heart of a bear to eat... who knows... might make him vicious enough.
However, since they are Canadian, Stephen Colbert would rather make sweet, sweet love to a gay bear rather than help the Maple Leafs. In addition, the Maple Leafs mascot, named Carlton, is a bear, which makes the Toronto Maple Leafs nearly as bad as the evil Boston Bruins. Lose the bear and move to the United States, and maybe Colbert will pick up the cause.
[edit] Players
[edit] Mats Sundin
Mats Sundin is an NHL hockey player who plays for, and is the captain of, the Toronto Maple Leafs. During the offseason he regularly saves orphans from burning buildings.
He is also known as "Swedish God". His favourite meal is a tuna melt with a side salad.
