Trailers That Are Destroying America
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Summer Movie Edition
May 1, 2008
- Grampy Ford is back with Indiana Jones
- Stephen suggests Indiana Jones and The Wheel of Fortune
- Sex and the City
- Hollywood is destroying male-female relationships
- Iron Man
- positive message
- celebrating Hollywood arms dealers!
- Andrew Carnegie and his iron beard
- Rockfeller's Cheetah's Pelvis
May 27, 2008
- The Incredible Hulk
- pushing homoeco-agenda
- metaphor for Al Gore
- who, after he embraced the green agenda, got huge
- Hancock
- not about founding father John Hancock
- most desctuctive founding father since Samuel Adams
- behind the destruction of Stephen's big screen TV
- Hancock unbeached Ben Franklin
- Valkyrie
- Gorlock advised Stephen to invest so he can approve
- Tom Cruise plays a Nazi pilot
- message: there were some good Nazis
- opening pushed back 2nd time: Feb 14, 2009
- no better aphrodisiac than Nazis
October 22, 2008 Fall Movie Preview Edition
- the following segment has been rated R for Rage
- Dr. Colbert only watches trailers
- Quantum of Solace
- James Bond is supposed to be a real man
- But only portrayed by some figgy pudding sod, not an American
- when Hollywood portray Bond as sensitive, it hurts America's men
- less yakktity-yak, and more sackity-sack
- James Bond is supposed to be a real man
- High School Musical 3: Senior Year
- Dr. Colbert has never seen HSM1 or 2
- he knows so little about it, except the plots and character names
- trailer is dangerously spectacular
- this movie makes senior year look too good
- Disney make the next one from the inside a locker
- arbitrary unfair hierarchy
- Dr. Colbert never wet his pants after having tater tots thrown at his head
- Dr. Colbert has never seen HSM1 or 2
- Milk
- 1978 San Francisco
- a hero willing to take on the agents of lactose intolerance
- seems like a great story
- why it was set in San Francisco makes everything seems a bit gay
- stay tuned for the next artificial butter flavorings that are destroying your heart
