Truthiness Alert Color Code
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Ministry of Truthiness
Truthiness Alert Color Code
The Truthiness Alert Color Code should be used when processing information. It will make your decisions and conclusions easier to come to. Thanks from your good friends at the Ministry of Truthiness.
| "Truthiness Alert Color Code" | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Color Name | Example | Level of Truthiness | Level of Factiness | Descritpion | Patriotic Action Needed |
| Lavendar | +0 | +10 | Information is True and can be researched, proved and verified | Pray | |
| Blue | +2 | +8 | Information Contains Elements of Truth, but there are some minimal traces of truthiness. | stop reading, even the TV Guide | |
| Yellow | +6 | +4 | Information Contains Very Little Truth, the majority of it is truthiness. | yell at the TV | |
| Orange | +8 | +2 | Involuntary Truthiness (on the basis of ignorance and not intentional) | hoard canned goods | |
| Red | +10 | +0 | Severe Intentional Truthiness & 100% Bullshit | Listen to Talk Radio, 24 hours a day | |
