Twilight Zone
From Wikiality
The Twilight Zone is an evil and bizarre extra dimension in which common sense and the laws of physics have been perverted by Satan.
In the Twilight Zone you can expect the following insane and unnatural things:
- Democrats have balls!
- The French rule the world!
- Stephen Colbert works as an intern on The Daily Show!
- Matthew McConaughey is a gay!
- An invitation to be honeysuckled by 72 virgins. Seventy-one, I'd believe, but seventy-two? Seems a little far-fetched.
- warrantless wiretapping and torture is illegal!
- Al Gore won the election!
- Ann Coulter is a man, baby!
- talk radio is replaced with rational discourse!
- Americans adopt a national health care system
- the information on Wikip*dia is reliable!
- Guns are
illegalregulated in the U.S.


