UNICEF

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UNICEF
is a Traitor
And will soon feel the wrath of a vengeful Baby Jesus.


UNICEF stands for "United Nations Children's Fund". The extra letters exist only to confuse Adam Smith, the Congressman from Washington's 9th District, the Fightin' 9th!

Every Halloween they force children to collect money for their nefarious deeds.

Contents

What They Tell People They Are Doing

What They Are Actually Doing

Fundraising

Organization

Why They Will Be Going to Guantanamo

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