Unicorn

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When you rub a unicorn's horn, you get magical unicorn mayonnaise.

Unicorns were creatures that lived on earth centuries ago before Noah's Ark. They looked like horses with one horn on their head. The name unicorn comes from "uni", meaning one and "corn", which is a type of food that unicorns eat. Secularists and evolutionists would have you believe the unicorn was a mythical beast, like Africans, but they are mentioned in the Bible SEVEN TIMES, thus they must be real.

Stephen Colbert has a unicorn named Starbeam whom he loves very much.

Unicorns are somewhat related to the savage unicamels. These "unicorns of the desert" are 100% real, which can only mean unicorns are 100% real too. But you already knew that.

Unicorns are also somewhat related to the Uniwhale. These sins against nature are not true unicreatures. Rather, a uniwhale is simply a whale with a unicorn's horn attached to it's head. They are not usually called "unicorns of the sea" but they should be.