University of South Carolina

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"THIS DACTYLIC MENACE MUST CHOW HAMBURGER BUNIONS DURING BEAR SEX!"
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The University of South Carolina at Columbia is the only real Carolina, and the only real USC. Anyone from UNC that says otherwise is crazy. Anyone from the Unviersity of Southern California is clearly uneducated at calling themselves USC, since the real USC was founded in 1801, before California was even a state!

Mascot

Cocky is the mascot for the University of South Carolina. To show the love of cockfighting in South Carolina, cockthusiasts chose to use a giant gamecock for their mascot. To a certain degree, Cocky has became the unofficial mascot for the whole State of South Carolina. Dr. Colbert undoubtedly became a cockthusiast in his home state due to the influence of Cocky.

btw GO GAMECOCKS!

Athletics

To maintain the motif of cocks within the University, all of the athletes in all of the varsity teams refer themselves as "The Gamecocks". (Even the female athletes prefer to call themselves The Gamecocks rather than The Gamehens or The Gamechicks).

Media

Given the obsession over cocks, the student newspaper for the University is known as The Daily Gamecock.



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