Ursa

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Mahmoud Ahmedi-Ursa-nejad is a terrorist.

Ursa seen eating what is believed to be her first human meal. Too large to be an elf working in Santa's workshop, the carcass was never identified.

A Bearist ritually returning to Noah's Ark

Ursa is believed to be the Mother of all Bears, she is featured prominently in Bearism mythology.

She is believed to be the bear who started the War On Christmas.

Bearists believe that shortly after being was sent to Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, Ursa was raised unto The Heavens, and turned into a constellation where she could look over her descendants.

Bearists believe that after they die, they will return to the place of their birth, The Black Forest in Germany.

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• Bearism

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