User:Boss Foxx

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Boss Foxx is a pro-wrestling columnist, and devout fan of Stephen Colbert, who has been contributing to the site, Lords of Pain, since July of 2006. Upon seeing that the Internet wrestling community (or IWC for the acronym inclined) did not have a columnist who upheld the ideals of "truthiness", Boss Foxx graciously accepted the offer to join the LoP staff. Later, upon realizing that there was not even a demand for a columnist of his particular ideals, he took it upon himself to invent said need through his columns.

"The Boss Report", sports-entertainment's magically derivative answer to "The Colbert Report" made it's debut on July 23, 2006. The column has come to embody all the positive traits as Stephen Colbert's telecasts while catering to an audience ravenous for anything remotely related to professional wrestling. Segments of the column include "This Week's Word", "Tip of the Hat/Wag of the Finger", "ThreatDown" (as well as the pleasant offshoot, "GreatDown"), and other segments synonymous with "The Colbert Report".

Through his column, Boss Foxx does his best to convey the superiority of World Wrestling Entertainment and it's owner, Vince McMahon, over the rest of the pro-wrestling industry. All propaganda spread through the IWC that try to bismerch the good name and character of Mr. McMahon are thoroughly "nailed", while simultaneously doling out truthy observations and critiques towards the rest of the wrestling industry. Many readers of "The Boss Report" have tried to argue that the opinions expressed in the column are usually ignorant or outright malicious in nature. Those critics usually fall under the category of "unpatriotic" and "traitorous".