User:Hatman34

User:Hatman34
is a member of the Bear Hunters of America.
Be Scared, Bears.

User:Hatman34
is a United States Representative
for the "Fightin' 37th" district of the state of Massachusetts

Hatman34
is one happenin' Jewish cat!
Shalom, baby!

User:Hatman34
Meets the High Standards of The Truthiness Monkeys™,
Obedience, Ignorance and Fear, Official Mascots of Wikiality.com

Hatman34
was the 88th President of the United States of America
Party: Colbert Heroes Term of Office: 1346-1386

Shhh!
Hatman34
is a Religious Baby (and it's nap time!)

"Perhaps the greatest president of the 14th century"

~ Ronald Reagan's Ghost

Aww Sh*****t.

~ Hatman34

October 10, 1996