User:Matty233
From Wikiality
For your work on "The Left Wing Madness", Wikiality.com crowns you, Mrs. Colbert, congratulations.
Matty233 is a university student in the canadian province of Manitoba (bet you didn't see that coming)
He hates his federal government,
and he is one of the only Canadian Colbenistas known to man. Bow before him, liberal fools!
Matty233's ultimate goal is to shake his pathetic country into the great melting pot that is America. Yes, there is nothing more refreshing than the thought of destroying Canada for the sake of America... it's a comforting image.
Major Contributions
Basically, if you find anything related to Manitoba, odds are it's him.
Suck it Toronto!
Why Canadians should help with the Colbert Nation
Many people have been complaining that because matty233 is a canadian, his articles are irrelevant. And it's true, being canadian is a handicap... we only got the internets last year. However, it should be noted that Manitoba is in dire need of being inducted into the Colbert Nation, and it is matty233's job, along with a select few other canadian elite, to make this change happen. America, support our fight!
BREAKING NEWS IN MANITOBA
While Matty233 walked home from his communist teachings in Winnipeg today, he spotted a bald eagle. He immediatly took it as a sign that America was coming to his aid to help him fight his war on bears. It was only after that he speculated it could've been Stephen Jr., and as such assumes it was. The eagle in question was not available for questioning, but Matty233 assures Wikiality it was there.
