User:Stattic6
From Wikiality
wakes up in the morning and pisses Mello Yello!
I hope to someday become the honored Mr. Colbert's Senior NASCAR Correspondent.
In the meantime, I have committed myself to providing everything I know about NASCAR to this site, in hope that someday, in between fits of laughter at how much time I put into filling in the history of NASCAR on this site, the honored Mr. Colbert will appoint me with my desired title.
