User:Surekthanks
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when you touch yourself you make The Baby Jesus sad!
Keep your hands where we can see them!
Is a Wikiality advanced newcomer (or n00b 2.0), by the name of Michael. Like most (Wikialit.. ans?) he became aware of Wikiality's existence while watching S. Colbert announce on the Emmy-winning show "The Colbert Report" that he Called It on the issue of over-population of elephants in the non-existent land of Africa (months ago, he claimed their population tripled, Wikipedia made no recognition of this claim & ruthlessly locked the article so no one could spread the truthiness).
[edit] Notes To Self
- Reform userspace.
Last Here: Surekthanks 04:02, 13 June 2008 (UTC)


