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Cocaine assassin

Stephen Colbert's "Cocaine" Assassin

Stephen Colbert trained this person to be a bear assassin. Giving him the energy drink "Cocaine", Stephen Colbert hightened this bear assassin's senses to be the ultimate bear killing machine. Bears are not the only target, however, hippies and libs beware Stephen Colbert's "Cocaine" Bear Assassin Tbens will cut you down if necessary. No bear, hippie, lib, democrat, or terrorist can stand up to this elite warrior of the Colbert army!

Stephen Colbert's main bear adversary, Jimmy the Drug Dealin Bear, was taken out last night by Colbert's "Cocaine" assassin. After Stephen found out that Jimmy was dealin on his side of the tracks Colbert had his "Cocaine" assassin sneak into Jimmy's house and "take him out".

This is what Tbens, stephen colbert's "Cocaine" assassian, is believed to look like. Behind Tbens is a pile of freshly slaughtered dung.........or bears. The reason they have no hair is that tbens shaved all of it off so people could see that bears suck! Legend has it that Stephen Colbert along with tbens took on an entire army of bears by themselves and won.