User:The Lake Effect
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Hello, User:The Lake Effect
Asian and very good at math.
"If I could come back from the dead, I would absolutely party with The Lake Effect. He is one bad dude, eh"
- ~ Pierre Trudeau's Ghost
The Lake Effect is back from his trip to the lead and cardboard-laden nation known as "Communist China". The frequency of his visits to Wikiality.com will increase as time permits.
Occupations
I am currently a CIA Section 31 agent deep undercover in the savage land of Toronto.
Some of my duties include the following:
- Profiling anti-American activities on Canadian soil.
- Setting up secret prisons so secret that I don't even know where they are.
- Impregnating the local population to Americanize the gene pool.
Pursuant to my assignment as a Disinformation Officer, I have infiltrated NoFactZone.net as the Senior Canadian Correspondant. I am now applying for control the Captain of the Canadian Club on Wikiality. Isn't that some kind of liquor they distill in Windsor, Ontario?
Someone get me some coffee.
Conclusions
It smells like moose droppings here. The girls taste like maple syrup. Where's my gun?
Other things about me that you cannot verify
Robert Ludlum wrote his Bourne series of novels based on my life. He owes me a ton of royalties.
I am also a descendant of Confucius. That's where I get the truthiness from.
Activities on Wikiality
Article creation
Further expansion
Complete rewrite
