User:Toadaron

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All You Need To Know about Toadaron
Toadaron is one of Stephen's Stenographers! on Wikiality.com
Toadaron is a reporter for Wikiality.com News
Toadaron, you successfully kicked Chuck Norris's ass and are now a footsoldier in the War on Norrisism!
Toadaron belongs to Wikiality.com's Bear Watchers Club
Toadaron is a sports reporter for Wikiality.com Sports News
Toadaron is a Truthiness Monkey in training
Congratulations Toadaron! Your article Flag Day was made a Featured Word on 06/04/07!
Congratulations Toadaron! Your article Health Care was made a Featured Word on 09/22/07!

Toadaron is a an America-loving, God-fearing, Colbert-worshiping, Baby Jesus-adoring, terrorist-hating, liberazi-smashing patriot, and a proud member of Colbert Nation.

Contents 1 Toadaron's Favorite Quotes Made By Our Glorious Stephen 2 Truthibutions 2.1 Pages Toadaron Has Created or Almost Completely Written 2.2 Pages Toadaron Has Made Significant Contributions To

[edit] Toadaron's Favorite Quotes Made By Our Glorious Stephen

• "Facts have a known liberal bias."
• "If you are an act, then what am I?" (to Papa Bear)
• "I am not a secular progressive. I am a deep religious man that will do anything you say." (to Papa Bear)
• "You don't look up truthiness in a book, you look it up in your gut."
• "Mentioning Jesus in your speech is Small Government. Doing what Jesus asked is Big Government."

[edit] Truthibutions

[edit] Pages Toadaron Has Created or Almost Completely Written

• Boston
• Appletini
• Military Commissions Act
• Flag Day
• PATRIOT Act
• Rubber Stamp
• Coral Reefs
• New York Magazine
• Higher Education
• Health Care

[edit] Pages Toadaron Has Made Significant Contributions To

• The Four Horsemen of the A•pop•calypse
• Cheating Death with Dr. Stephen T. Colbert D.F.A. (and related articles)
• Matthew McConaughey
• Torture
• Free Market
• Fossil Fuels
• Stephen Colbert's Sport Report