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Playbook that all Creationists follow when they post at science blogs:

1) come onto blog making sweeping statements that have been repeatedly disproven thousands of times over the last several decades

2) when your sweeping statements are pointed out as unsupportable nonsense, whine defensively, but do not attempt to answer challenges

3) declare that everyone is entitled to their own facts, and science is no more valid than the Bible. Still decline to answer challenges.

4) make long speech whining about persecution and suppression by atheist scientists, who you thought were supposed to be all about knowledge. Declare that you are a martyr for freedom of thought, and that you will never come back.

[edit] Wikiality Mascot?

I made a template (which I am still perfecting) to use whenever a quote from Ronald Reagan's Ghost is needed. I got the idea from Uncyclopedia's rampant Oscar Wilde quoting.

It is Template:RRGQ, which stands for Ronald Reagan's Ghost's Quotes.

Use it like you would any other template (Two "{'s" before, and two "}'s" after the name) but this time, place a vertical bar "|" after the name, and after the bar, write in the quote!

Like this:
{{RRGQ|Quote me, you bastard!}}.
Which would look like:

"Quote me, you bastard!"
~ Ronald Reagan's Ghost


Good luck, have fun, and if you have any questions, drop me a note.


[edit] Code

[edit] Columns

  • Column 1
  • Column 2
  • Column 3

[edit] Link to Edit

(<span class="plainlinks">[http://www.wikiality.com/index.php?title=PAGENAME&action=edit&section=xxx wordswordswords]</span>)

[edit] Make a Template

<div style="width: 55%; overflow: hidden; padding: 7px 7px 7px 7px; background: #F0F0F0; color: #0066BB; border: 15px solid #FF0000; text-align: center; font-size:10pt; line-height:13pt; margin: auto;">
[[Image:NAME OF PICTURE.extension|48px|left]]
<center>TEXT</center></div>
[[Category:Category Page will be added to]]
<noinclude>[[Category:Template]]</noinclude>

[edit] Make a pic clickable

{{navimg | target page | Image:Name.jpg (full wiki image file name) | pic width | hidden message, default is Thank You For Voting For George Bush}}

[edit] Make a Table

"TITLE OF TABLE"
First Row: Description
Second Row: Description
Third Row: Description

To make a table like the one at right, copy/paste this simple template:

{| align="right" border="4" cellpadding="1" width="300" style="margin-left:0.5em;" |- !align="center" colspan=2 |<big>TITLE OF TABLE</big> <br>[[Image:NameOfPicture.jpg|100px]] |- !width=125|First Row: || Description |- ! Second Row: || Description |- ! Third Row: || Description |- |}

When done, it should look like this:
{| align="right" border="1" cellpadding="2" width="300" style="margin-left:0.5em;"
|-
!align="center" colspan=2 |<big>"TITLE OF TABLE"</big> <br>[[Image:NameOfPicture.jpg|100px]]
|-
!width=125|First Row:
|| Description
|-
! Second Row:
|| Description
|-
! Third Row:
|| Description
|-
|}

[edit] Explanation

The "{" and "}" tell wiki when table instructions begin and end.

  1. align="right" The first instruction tells wiki to place the table at the right. You can also use "left" or "center"
  2. border="1" This tells wiki to set the border around each individual cell at one pixel.
  3. cellpadding="2" Cell padding is the space between cells in the table.
  4. width="300" Width is the width of the inside of the table. Does not include the border.
  5. style="margin-left:0.5em;" I couldn't figure this one out, I changed the dimensions and nothing seemed to happen, so keep it at 0.5em, unless you can figure out what it means when you change it.
  6. align="center" This instruction is being used in this table for the first cell only. It tells wiki to center elements inside it.
  7. colspan=2 This instruction tells wiki to give this table 2 columns.
  8. |<big>"TITLE OF TABLE"</big> The "|" tells wiki to display the following text as it is typed. The "<big>" and "</big>" tells wiki to make whatever is between them big.
  9. <br>[[Image:NameOfPicture.jpg|100px]] The <br> tells wiki to start on the next line (like pressing "ENTER" when using a word processor). By typing an image name with extention between two sets of brackets ([[ ]]) you are telling wiki to display that picture. The "|100px" tells wiki how big to make the picture.

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And also, like Iraq, may always be under construction.
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[edit] Make A Table, 2

Code

{| border="1" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0"
|-
! Column 1 || Column 2 || Column 3
|-
| rowspan="2"| A
| colspan="2" align="center"| B
|-
| C <!-- column 1 occupied by cell A -->
| D 
|-
| E
| rowspan="2" colspan="2" align="center"| F
|- 
| G <!-- column 2+3 occupied by cell F -->
|- 
| colspan="3" align="center"| H
|}

Example

Column 1 Column 2 Column 3
A B
C D
E F
G
H

[edit] Colors, using hexidecimal

"Colors, using hexidecimal"
COLOR: HEX # COLOR: HEX # COLOR: HEX #
BLACK =000 DARK RED =A00 RED =F00
ORANGE =F71 GOLD =FC2 YELLOW =FF0
WHITE =FFF LIGHT GRAY =AAA GREEN =0A0
DARK GREEN =050 AQUA =0BB LIGHT BLUE =0AF
BLUE =00F PURPLE =90F MAGENTA =F0F












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