User:Xcesiv4ce

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Contents 1 Awards 2 The Future of Weapons of Mass Destruction 3 My Fortress of Solitude: Comedy Central -- Its a desk. 4 What I Want To Do With My Life 5 Guardian Animals: The Pets That Protect My Borders

[edit] Awards

For your work on the article South Carolina, you have been given the title of "Mrs. Colbert", congratulations!

Xcesiv4ce
Pronunciation:	Excessive Force
Real Name:	Erica "EJ"
Age:	32 going on know-it-all
Location:	Atlanta, GA and Myspace!
Favorite Fortune Cookie:	Original ideas allow you to meet talented people.
2nd Favorite Fortune Cookie:	Do not mistake temptation for opportunity.
Life’s Goal:	Being a correspondent for The Daily Show with Jon Stewart.
In case I fail at goal:	I’ll settle with being a novelist. 
Best Feature:	It’s a toss up between my teeth and my freckles. Did you know... Xcesiv4ce has never had a cavity.
Favorite Food:	Pesto Chicken with Pine Nuts from Maggiano's
What Scares Me:	Brian William’s chin
Obsession(s):	Jon Stewart, Anderson Cooper, Stephen Colbert and the Flowbie
Favorite Toy:	Lego blocks
Fun Fact # 1:	I dye my hair brown, but it still comes out red.
Fun Fact # 2:	I’m a cheap date, but don’t confuse that with my readiness to put out. I’m a prude.

[edit] The Future of Weapons of Mass Destruction

Xcesiv4ce is my alterego. She is the Bin Laden to my EJ. A better comparison is, she is the Colbert to my Stewart. Xcesiv4ce has been escaping more often these days, wreaking havoc on Myspace. She's easily entertained if it's witty and funny. Otherwise, Xcesiv4ce can be a meanie.

I've always been proud and I know it's a sin. But when you have teeth like mine and freckles while being Black, you get a little cocky.

[edit] My Fortress of Solitude: Comedy Central -- Its a desk.

This is where most of my ideas are spawned. The computer in the picture is affectionately named Jon Stewart. My laptop (not shown) is named Stephen Colbert. I'm a frequent participant of insomnia. It's where I get my creativity. I'm usually at my computer 60% of the time. My other activities include: going to the gym, school and 2 hours of television a day.

[edit] What I Want To Do With My Life

I'm curious by nature. I love to learn new things about people. I've wanted to be a journalist for the longest time, but became disillusioned with journalism. Too many stories these days are bullshit and should not be covered. I also like to talk to celebrities. I just hate that some of them expect special treatment from me because they are celebrities. I make people uncomfortable because I am very quiet when I first meet them. I don't mean any harm. I'm only listening. Oh, I will beat your ass at pool if you're not better than me. There are no free rides in the United States of Erica.

I would like to meet every celebrity possible, even the ones I don't know. I just think it would be entertaining to see celebrities hanging out like regular people: some playing poker in the corner, others fumbling with the Tivo controls and someone peeing on the floor instead of hitting the toilet. Of course they would have to clean that up. There is no dress code, but I prefer a dark gray t-shirt and some blue jeans. I wear sandals, but barefooting is in my nature, too. By the way ... I do cook, so eats are on me.

[edit] Guardian Animals: The Pets That Protect My Borders

Karate Kitty

Kung Fu Cocaktiel

Ninja Hamster