User talk:Ca1vin

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No problem! Thank you for contributing worthwhile articles to educate us on the important things...such as evil feminists. Keep up the good work, citizen!!--Lewser 19:05, 20 October 2006 (UTC)

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Contents 1 Talk To Me 2 Bank 3 The Coming Wikipocalypse 4 Stephen's Birthday is May 13 (this Saturday) 5 Ice Cream Flavors 6 Mini Pages 7 Valentines for Stephen 8 Kajagoogoo 9 Saints 10 Featured Articles 11 Catholic Church

[edit] Talk To Me

[edit] Bank

Wow. I can't believe I let that slip. Thank you for catching that!--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 04:22, 17 July 2007 (UTC)

[edit] The Coming Wikipocalypse

The Last Days of the Countdown To The Wikipocalypse approach, Ca1vin, and Wikiality.com hopes you will join us for this Rapturous event. By the Grace of the Holy Trinity (Wikiality, Truthiness, and Our Glorious Stephen), we pray that you won't be Left Behind.--thisniss 01:35, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Stephen's Birthday is May 13 (this Saturday)

Send him a card.

Also, make sure you check out current events for more games and stuff.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 16:23, 10 May 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Ice Cream Flavors

Hello, Citizen Ca1vin! I'm going to merge your Ice Cream article with the currently existing Ice cream article - I'm not sure why no one caught the caps/redirect problem before (oops). In the meantime, I hope you will check this out: Stephen Colbert Ice Cream Flavors. We're asking all good Wikialists to contribute truthy suggestions for naming Stephen's new ice cream flavor. Keep up the good truthiness.--thisniss 16:36, 8 February 2007 (UTC)

Have you seen this? It's also on the Main Page. We're all very excited. :)--thisniss 17:03, 8 February 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Mini Pages

I am deleting them after he makes them. We try to use the pwn template sparingly. (Admins use it when we block a page)

However, if there isn't an admin on, you are welcome to tag the page "notice3" or "NWTF" and admins will get to them when we have the chance.

Thank you.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 18:36, 2 February 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Valentines for Stephen

Tell Stephen how much you love him, Write A Valentine for Stephen!--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 04:50, 2 February 2007 (UTC)

Hey! You gotta put that on the other page too!--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 04:58, 2 February 2007 (UTC)

You didn't have to move it, you could have put it both places!--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 05:08, 2 February 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Kajagoogoo

That has got to be the gayest picture I have ever seen! Well done, sir or madam!--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 21:47, 30 January 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Saints

I am going to move that page to "Football Saints" so people can put truthier "Catholic Saints" seperate from "football saints"--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 02:19, 19 January 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Featured Articles

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If you find an article that is worthy of being "Featured" on the Main Page, please nominate and vote for it here. If you find shorter pages worthy of featuring, you can suggest them for Featured Word consideration here.

--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 20:16, 24 October 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Catholic Church

It has been the site of a furious edit battle between It-getters and Factonistas.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 19:21, 3 November 2006 (UTC)

--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 09:30, 27 November 2006 (UTC)