User talk:WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer
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[edit] Talk To Me
Those blasted Joos are hell bent on destroying Stephen's Godly website just like they were baby Jesus!
Kroy Wen 18:39, 21 November 2008 (UTC)
[edit] Send your money to Prayer Hour!!!
[edit] Oh Crud
How would I go about changing the actual searchable title of an article? I find that I have included a spelling error in the title of the new page on Factose Intolerance. It's currently showing as Factose Intolearant which is quite plainly wrong. Help! Atenea del Sol 16:46, 7 November 2008 (UTC)
[edit] Suggestions for Esteban Colberto and the Spanish Banner
As requested: Change the text in the banner from '"Ese marcas Esteban feliz' to '"Esta se haces Esteban feliz' More correct, both in Mexican and other maid languages. Ese is a Mexican slang term for 'dude.'
I'll take care of the Spanish problems in the text myself. Atenea del Sol 14:25, 6 November 2008 (UTC)
They also talk about getting Fedss to peoples houses and putting them in Gitmo. I guess they are trying to get people out of their way with these tactics.
[edit] Stats
Do we have any stats on how often each article is being viewed?
[edit] Rogue Magazine
is here. --OHeL 17:38, 1 November 2008 (UTC)
[edit] Re: User:Atenea_del_Sol
Re: I have not yet been honoured by the Wikiality or the Heroes of Truthiness. But I'll keep writing satire until I am, and well on past it.
Atenea helped me on a page recently, and I suggested he (she?) set up a User page. I wanted to give him (her?)the "Truthiness Monkey in Training" badge for the page but I don't see that template around anymore. Is this template still around? If not, could you bestow a similar honour, Sir Donut? -- --OHeL 22:48, 28 October 2008 (UTC)
- SHE. Atenea del Sol 14:26, 6 November 2008 (UTC)
[edit] Going Rogue
Is this a new dictionary entry? Your call... --OHeL 23:04, 26 October 2008 (UTC)
[edit] Cultbox
One question: how would I go about adding a cult to the cultbox? I was watching my Daily Show archives and realized that something needs to be said about the cult of Meteorologists (see Stephen's Hurricane Katrina edition of This Week in God). Atenea del Sol 17:39, 25 October 2008 (UTC)
OK, you now officially have a page on the nefarious Meteorologists. Ballsy enough? Atenea del Sol 17:47, 26 October 2008 (UTC)
[edit] Our Savior
True. Them blasted joos and their lying! Im sure Stephen has himself a Joo lawyer though? Those scheming Joos make great lawyers!
KW
Why did professor McDonald erase the bear page? I had to undo it of course. And why is Stephen telling those blasted joos to only apologize to him? They should be apologizing for killing our Savior to!
[edit] The Religion of Peace
[edit] Need New Pictures
More great pics to upload! Yay! Protocols of the Elders of Ursine, Hezbearla, Gayrabs, Iranian (people), Joo Lawyer
[edit] Sarah Palin
I don't think the move to Mrs. Todd is a good idea. In terms of helping search engines find the page, it only confuses them and drops the rank. I suppose it will help the few and far between Todd & Sarah searches, but just adding a redirect for Mrs. Todd and Todd and more mentions should do that. Am I missing something? I like the idea of including more Mrs. Todd's in the article.--Pro-Lick 02:35, 30 August 2008 (UTC)
[edit] Screencaps
Do you have the ability to easily make screencaps from the Report? Because I would love a cap of Dr. Colbert holding up the hat of the Denver Broncos (in the opening segment of the August 26, 2008 episode). No problem if it is too much work. --Sneakers 00:44, 28 August 2008 (UTC)
And what makes you think I ripped sharia law "from the headlines"?
[edit] The Poopacabra
Could you tell me how to add the tags that tell what episode something is from? (does that make sense?) --Sneakers 07:16, 4 August 2008 (UTC)
[edit] znot baf
But this is what I was thinking of.
http://www.newcounterculture.com/log/graphics/cynthia_mckinney.jpg
could she be more cracked out? --Grazon 04:39, 13 July 2008 (UTC)
[edit] Anonymous Critique
seeing things for what they are...you're mind-numbingly childish. this suits your mentality i'm sure
[edit] traditional Penis Art
There has got to be a place for this (and all the pics) on wikipedia.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/oukoe_uk_portugal_ceramic_penis --Grazon 21:14, 6 July 2008 (UTC)
[edit] Upload request
You should upload the pic of Zoroastrian fire worshipping. Why isn't stephen tan?
[edit] Crist's Beard
Thought you, especially, would find the news of Charlie's engagement funny. I guess he must be pretty serious about that VP job? And here I thought that Pawlenty's de-Mulletization meant he was a lock! I'm so confused - I just don't know what to believe about my secret gay Republicans anymore. Also, Jesse Helms died, and I'm not sure how I'll know how to recognize pornography in his absence. What a day!
Happy Independence from the Tyranny of Monarchy!!! --thisniss 17:50, 4 July 2008 (UTC)
[edit] RE: Pic
Thanks, after making the screenshot I was too lazy to link it, but I've added it to one page as of yet (Starbucks lol). If you're too busy to watch The Colbert Report when it's on TV, try http://hulu.com, these days it's the only way I watch comedy central. How has the last more than half a year since I talked to you been? --Surekthanks 02:35, 21 June 2008 (UTC)
[edit] Fiery Toilet
I mentioned the fiery toilet god will flush the world down in 2019 after the tribulation (in the Bearluminaty page) and I gave the fiery toilet it's own page. Is the fiery toilet not truthy enough? Should it be removed?
[edit] Russert
I created Tim Russert's page. I mean, it was just a stub with a picture when I found it, so I feel like it's my page. I've just made a respectful update to reflect his sudden death, and I'd like you to lock down the page so no one else can change it, and to prevent any haters from vandalizing it. Can you do that?
- I am seriously major depressed about Tim Russert's death. I've always said I wish they made Jon Stewart and Tim Russert action figures. If you have icq/aim/yahoo/msn please let me know as I'd like to be in more regular contact. Emails fall through the cracks all too often. --Dauno 20:24, 16 June 2008 (UTC)
[edit] Uploaded Material
I know I saw it.
[edit] Wikia Date Glitch
Wikiality.com thinks it's March 28 (at least on the article histories)? What's up with that? - The Lake Effect 14:55, 12 June 2008 (UTC)
- Okay, the glitch seems to have disappeared. It showed up on my talk page, and on an edit I made after that. Weird. - The Lake Effect 15:22, 12 June 2008 (UTC)
- Uh, yeah! Mission Accomplished! - The Lake Effect 15:40, 12 June 2008 (UTC)
[edit] Change it back to Pegan!
Pegan=Pagan+Vegan
[edit] Hate
do you hate speech terrorists as much as i do?--208.53.170.234 06:49, 30 May 2008 (UTC)
wasn't the response i wanted. but thank you for devoting your life and time to the cause.--208.53.170.234 06:51, 30 May 2008 (UTC)
- That was not my response, I was watching the show. My answer is I don't understand what you're saying.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 07:00, 30 May 2008 (UTC)
If you can't understand the question...theres not much I can do from my end. I'm sorry.--208.86.156.8 07:09, 30 May 2008 (UTC)
On a unrelated sidenote, theres really a lot of things I think you could do to keep traffic to this site... say perhaps more than two editors every now and then. I think you have a habit of being a little too aggressive with the revert tool. If someones removing or adding something I'd just check to see if it actually harms/improves the page. Of course, you don't have THAT much time in the day to fuss over every minor detail...and the sites running just fine as it is. Its just fine. We're just fine here. I'm not trying to single you out. you're seemingly the main admin after all. just making some friendly observations. Take care. 07:15, 30 May 2008 (UTC)
- Regarding the reverts: it seems we have one person using multiple sock puppets making random edits all the time. (Talk about having so much time in the day!) Thank you for your input.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 07:25, 30 May 2008 (UTC)
[edit] Upload Hamas and Hezbearla!!!!!!!!!!!!
[edit] Good faith editing
you can revert everything i do all day. you can make it look like hateful vandalism all you want. but we both know thats a load of crap.--208.53.170.234 12:53, 27 May 2008 (UTC)
[edit] Speaking of lame idiots
grave mstake.
delete page terms of service agreement
all can say now
hope understand..
--GlennBecksATool 10:25, 27 May 2008 (UTC)
unprotect my talk page or i will wreck this beeotch. i'm getting out of the talk page now. thank you.
[edit] Sweatshop image
Your image was better so i posted that one instead
[edit] Arab Names
change it to alalalalala!
[edit] NAU
What would you suggest to add to make the NAU page funnier?
[edit] Liberal Weinies
Whats so untruthy about lieberal weenies being soft on crime?
Satan did it!
[edit] 18th Amendment
Was my article on the 18th Amendment funny? Feel free to add your own stuff if you like. It was my 1st article! NeoMatt 02:57, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
[edit] Gay Discrimination
Of course Straight discrimination is more important what I'm doing is listing laws that America should inact since we're already getting blamed for descriminating against gay. --Grazon 20:56, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
[edit] Oops!
Hi, just missed you on IRC (no, we aren't really on strike ;) Let me know if you need something -- sannse
(talk) 10:05, 3 June 2008 (UTC)
[edit] Flag Day
Do you think my additions to Flag Day are too subtle? Hint: the comedy is in where the links go.
[edit] Bush Dow Picture
My only disappointment is that it shows that its higher than when he took office. Quite a rollercoaster though.
[edit] Any chance I could change my account name?
I'm dealing with a stalker. --Grazon 19:10, 21 July 2008 (UTC)
[edit] Caribou
I assure you, the caribou article is plenty truthy enough as it stands. (Did you read the whole thing before adding that tag?) Sorry if my edit summary was unclear; I'm much more used to the subtle parody style of Conservapedia. I am the original author of Caribou; I just wanted to get another copy of it somewhere in case CP ever deletes it. Godspeed! --GeorgeM 07:21, 23 July 2008 (UTC)
[edit] Stolen from the COlbert Nation?
http://static.crooksandliars.com/2008/07/mccain-nation.png
[edit] Prof. McDoc
I have spent years researching and developeing hundreds of different Anti-non-Stephen and other related items, but have never spent very much time on wikiality. I usually just have That One Guy do every thing for me. So, and you must know how hard it is for me to say with my big "ego" and all, but I don't know much about wikiality. Can you tell me more. Also here is a link to stuff about me. Prof. McDoc
[edit] my new picture...
I don't know how to source them but these are the sources for their respective pictures
Christina Aguilera: http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k94/tralalaonline/aguilera07grammys04gh3.jpg&imgrefurl=http://tralalaonline.wordpress.com/2007/02/12/christina-aguilera-on-the-red-carpet-at-the-49th-annual-grammy-awards/&h=800&w=539&sz=154&hl=en&start=48&um=1&tbnid=jYWkzF8N3i-paM:&tbnh=143&tbnw=96&prev=/images%3Fq%3DChristina%2BAguilera%2BGRAMMY%26start%3D40%26ndsp%3D20%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26sa%3DN
Dr. Jordan Bratman, PhD.: http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://oybay.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/bratman_aguilera.jpg&imgrefurl=http://oybay.wordpress.com/2008/02/06/the-joys-of-cross-cultural-exchange/&h=444&w=438&sz=111&hl=en&start=39&um=1&tbnid=OX-GSLmw1G3T6M:&tbnh=127&tbnw=125&prev=/images%3Fq%3DJordan%2BBratman%26start%3D20%26ndsp%3D20%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26sa%3DN
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://i.realone.com/assets/rn/img/6/3/5/2/18382536-18382540-slarge.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.rollingstone.com/rockdaily/index.php/2008/02/11/grammy-wrap-up-herbie-hancock-wins-in-an-upset/&h=344&w=344&sz=39&hl=en&start=50&um=1&tbnid=vKLJ--YWBPiWtM:&tbnh=120&tbnw=120&prev=/images%3Fq%3DHerbie%2BHancock%2BGRAMMY%26start%3D40%26ndsp%3D20%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26sa%3DN
Lilly Allen: http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://dirt.la/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/lilly-allen.jpg&imgrefurl=http://dirt.la/blog/2007/10/08/lily-allen-does-coke/&h=487&w=350&sz=24&hl=en&start=8&um=1&tbnid=manx74yJXim75M:&tbnh=129&tbnw=93&prev=/images%3Fq%3DLilly%2BAllen%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26sa%3DG
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20080512/293.duffy.051208.jpg&imgrefurl=http://uk.eonline.com/uberblog/b10442_duffy_next_amy_winehouse.html&h=473&w=293&sz=43&hl=en&start=41&um=1&tbnid=AfCGfjYupswWbM:&tbnh=129&tbnw=80&prev=/images%3Fq%3DDuffy%26start%3D40%26ndsp%3D20%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26sa%3DN
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20080410/293.lewis.leona.041008.jpg&imgrefurl=http://de.eonline.com/uberblog/marc_malkin/b45_leona_lewis_factors_into_idol.html&h=473&w=293&sz=37&hl=en&start=36&um=1&tbnid=HZ6X2Gap13A6nM:&tbnh=129&tbnw=80&prev=/images%3Fq%3DLeona%2BLewis%26start%3D20%26ndsp%3D20%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26sa%3DN
Shawn Johnson: http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2008-06/40296014.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.latimes.com/sports/olympics/la-sp-gym23-2008jun23,0,1072765.story&h=450&w=300&sz=40&hl=en&start=14&um=1&tbnid=Sw7yop5I5eHDFM:&tbnh=127&tbnw=85&prev=/images%3Fq%3DShawn%2BJohnson%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26sa%3DG
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.gymnasticsonline.co.uk/assets/images/Nastia-Liukin-1---USA.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.gymnasticsonline.co.uk/html/july_news.html&h=600&w=450&sz=31&hl=en&start=17&um=1&tbnid=dlSOdbMKQPsK0M:&tbnh=135&tbnw=101&prev=/images%3Fq%3DNastia%2BLiukin%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26sa%3DG
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://scottandrewbird.com/fitchicks/images/posts/109-sacramone%2520smiling6%2520visa%2520lloyd%2520web-thumb-480x480.jpg&imgrefurl=http://scottandrewbird.com/fitchicks/2008/05/alicia-sacramone.html&h=400&w=400&sz=75&hl=en&start=13&um=1&tbnid=EHfqzvN0zpvGVM:&tbnh=124&tbnw=124&prev=/images%3Fq%3DAlicia%2BSacramone%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26sa%3DG
There is nothing wrong with any of these pictures as I am presenting them. Please don't let them get deleted.
[edit] If there are any music related topics that need some adding or more truthiness...
If there are any music related topics that need some adding or more truthiness then feel free to let me know. I'd be glad to help. Music is of the gut for me and is all about thruthiness. You can count on me in the field of music!
[edit] ProblemReports
i see from the logs, that you are the only one closing reports, so i'll come ask you, Is there a reason you havent closed 12674, 12803, and 13168? I'm just making my rounds, checking on the status on ones that have been open for a while. --Uberfuzzy 20:36, 5 September 2008 (UTC)
[edit] act of god
Like Quagmire I like minor chances. --Grazon 22:30, 5 October 2008 (UTC)
[edit] Our Secret Relationship
Thank you for the welcome. I however am only here to undermine belief in : goodness, honesty, the round Earth, and ham. Wjhonson 02:01, 3 November 2008 (UTC)
[edit] Not sure if we can legaly upload a photo of this toy
But you've got to see it.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/1111081obama1.html
It would give Colbert a heart attack. --Grazon 22:49, 14 November 2008 (UTC)
[edit] Page on the American Continents
- How do you propose that I go about linking up a page on the American Continents, written for Sarah Palin by Sr. Coberto's loyal followers? Should I call it The American Continents or what do you suggest? I'm more than happy to write this, and in both American and Spanish if you wish. Atenea del Sol 03:55, 17 November 2008 (UTC)
- OK, a preliminary version is up at The World According to Palin - can you please give it a once-over and let me know what you think? I realize that there is still a bit of factiness for some of the states and territories of the Americas, but I'm working on making it more truthy. What I'm not sure of is how to include more Stephen.
I have an additional question about banners: how can I get them to display for individual subheadings? I can't generalize for the entire country of America, because its states vary widely. For example, Ecuador makes the Baby Jesus very happy, but Uruguay is a hotbed of the Baby Satan, and has earned the Al Franken Seal of Approval. Suriname is the vacation spot of choice for the Baby Muhammed. I'd like to be able to banner them separately, but right now when I try to it just gives me banners for "The World According to Palin." Most frustrating. Atenea del Sol 06:46, 17 November 2008 (UTC)
[edit] The World According to Palin
I'm aware that some people think that everything south of Texas is Mexico, but you asked me to write from the position of Esteban Colberto or one of his fans. However, I do have a question about the North American Region - is it really Canada, USA, and Mexico, or is it the United States of Canada, Jesusland, and Mexico? And if so, does Jesusland now extend to the Canadian province of Alberta? Atenea del Sol 17:32, 17 November 2008 (UTC)
- Oh, and I figured out the part about the individual little banners for the individual states. If I go to a page that has the banner displayed, I can nab the html source code and just alter it a tad to get the right thing displaying in the titles. Atenea del Sol 19:01, 17 November 2008 (UTC)
[edit] Section Tags
I have snagged the code for "Happy Baby Jesus" and "Al Franken Seal of Approval". Here you go! Happy Baby Jesus is the first set.
<div style="width:60%; overflow: hidden; padding: 7px 9px 0px 7px; background: #5577c4; color: #22FFDE; border: 1px solid #5577C4; text-align: center; font-size:10pt; line-height:14pt; margin: auto;"> <div class="floatleft"><span>http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/wikiality/images/thumb/4/43/Baby_Jesus.jpg/75px-Baby_Jesus.jpg</span></div><div class="floatright"><span>http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/wikiality/images/thumb/7/76/FunSteve.png/34px-FunSteve.png</span></div> <center><b>WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer<br />Makes [[The Baby Jesus]]™ Happy<br /> And that Makes Stephen happy, too!</b></center> </div>
Produces
And here's the one for Al Franken's Seal of Approval.
<div style="width:95%; overflow: hidden; padding: 7px 7px 0px 7px; background: #ffcc00; color: #dd0f00; border: 3px solid #DD0F00; text-align: center; font-size:11pt; line-height: 15pt; margin: auto;"> <div class="floatleft">http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/wikiality/images/thumb/4/45/Al_Franken.jpg/39px-Al_Franken.jpg</div><div class="floatright"><span>http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/wikiality/images/thumb/7/73/AnimatedCommieFlag.gif/55px-AnimatedCommieFlag.gif</span></div> <center>WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer has earned<br />the Al Franken <b>COMMUNIST-SOCIALIST-MARXIST SEAL OF APPROVAL</b></center></div>
which produces
And here's the one for Baby Muhammed-Approved Vacation Spots:
<div style="width:95%; overflow: hidden; padding: 7px 7px 0px 7px; background: #ffcc99; color: #ff0000; border: 4px solid #ff0000; text-align: center; font-size:10pt; line-height:13pt; margin: auto;"> <div class="floatright"><span>http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/wikiality/images/thumb/f/f2/BabyMuhammedCensored.png/35px-BabyMuhammedCensored.png</span></div> <b><center>Suriname is an official Baby Muhammed Approved Vacation Spot!</center></b></div>
Which produces
SO, more like this?
- ahA! So, more like what they look like now?
[edit] South America and Central America
What do you propose I do about those two pages? Redirect? Or flesh out? Or what? Atenea del Sol 20:31, 18 November 2008 (UTC)


