Valentine's Day
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Valentine's Day is a great American holiday that celebrates true love.
It is such a great holiday that it deserves Stephen's special protection from The Gays. American Ideals
Valentines Day is an All-American Holiday created to promote anti-bearisim through man-woman love. Liberals may say that the Romans originally created the Valentines Day traditions, do not belive such lies. It was made by only Americans, and it will stay as such.
It is known that the French detest Valentines Day, because they do not like the American tradition of bathing to smell good.
