Valued Voter

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"Valued Voter"
was featured by Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A. on "The Wørd" segment of "The Colbert Report"
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Valued Voter (demographic)

  1. the portion of the populace which has the most sway in an election campaign

[edit] What White Men Want

This "word" was presented by former North Carolina Senator, John Edwards

  • his values: Universal Haircare
  • would like a jet ski
    • doesn't care which kind
    • will need a second one
  • father should get a jet ski, too
  • will only support the candidate who promises to make him a spy
    • wants high tech gadgets
  • one mission a month, some place awesome
    • Prague
    • moonbase
    • any place to have a jet ski chase
  • wants his face on money
  • secret service for his dogs
  • three new holidays

Valued Voter was The Wørd on the April 17, 2008 edition of "The Colbert Report".

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