Vancouver
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Vancouver is the largest city (but not the capital) of the province of British Columbia in Canada. Of all of the small villages of igloos in Canada- Vancouver is the most problematic. Vancouver is characterized by its large number of hippie drug users.
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[edit] Background
The current location of Vancouver was settled about 200 years ago after some Britsh captain named "Cook" found it. The new settlers of Vancouver were isolated from the rest of civilization since they lived on the west coast of North America. The settlers in Vancouver had no faith in God so they started smoking marijuana with the natives.
[edit] Today
Thanks to the aboriginals, Vancouver is f***ed up. The city is filled with homeless scum, junkies, prosititues, and drug dealing grizzly bears. The violent crime rate in Vancouver makes Los Angeles and Chicago look like Pleasentville. The only way to clean up Vancouver is via a US led occupation of the city. Despite this Vancouver is still tied for third of the world's most livable cities.
[edit] Bears
It is believed that bears are widely responsible for the way Vancouver appears today since they used to interact with the natives. Grizzlies may be in control of both the mayors office and the government of British Columbia due to many scandals in the area. Note that the situation in Vancouver has slightly improved since the Vancouver Grizzlies NBA team left Canada.
[edit] Labour
Film and TV Industry of California says... Please support Hollywood in taking away film production from Vancouver. More and more films have been made in Vancouver and more and more films have been crap. If films go back to California, they might not suck as bad.
Customer Service Industry of Phillipines says... Please support the Filipino economy in taking away jobs from telephone support services in Vancouver. Only Filipinas know how to answer your customer support questions.
Labour Contractors of India/Canada say... Please support the exploitation of my fellow man by keeping farm workers unprotected by labour laws in Vancouver. Please ask that your blueberries be picked by powerless and illiterate people from Punjab who can be exploited easily by labour contractors.
