Vaxa-Dream
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Vaxa-Dream is a new toothpaste from Prescott Pharmaceuticals. It does not contain any antifreeze - in truth, it is certified not to contain anything stronger than glass cleaner and beef tallow. Kissing someone who brushes with Vaxa-Dream is like making out with the cleaning crew of a steakhouse.
[edit] Side Effects
Side effects include spontaneous and uncontrollable gum growth.
