Vaxa-Smacks
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Vaxa-Smacks is the first cereal guaranteed to shrink your prostate. Or, if you're a lady, it will grow you one. It is endorsed by Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A., and is made by Prescott Pharmaceuticals
[edit] Side Effects
Side effects include dry mouth, hairy uvula, and speaking in tongues. Vaxa-Smacks is not for people who have, may have, or have decided not to have children.
