Vaxadrine

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Vaxadrine
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"Prescott Pharmaceuticals: Good for what ails you. And in some cases, actually what ails you."

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"Vaxadrine"
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Vaxadrine™ should not be used if you plan to walk around. Ask your doctor if Vaxadrine is right for you. (It is.)

Vaxadrine, from the makers of Vaxadrin, Prescott Pharmaceuticals, is the only detox pill recommended by Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A.. It is also the only hair loss and skull health medication recommended by Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A.

Usage

Diet

Keep your body cleansed the Natural Way with Vaxadrine (500mg), the only detox pill endorsed by Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A.

Side effects: Phantom Hand Syndrome, vivid dreams of self-cannibalization

Hair Loss

Regrow hair the Natural Way with Vaxadrine (500mg), the only hair growth tonic endorsed by Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A.

Directions: Take orally or rub directly onto the scalp

Side effects: Scruffula, bad humors and Late Onset Albinoism

Skull Health

Internally decapitated? Strengthen head and neck bones the Natural Way with Vaxadrine with Calcium, the only regenerative elixir endorsed by Dr. Stephen T. Colbert D.F.A.. Just liberally pour a healthy glass of milk into your bottle of Vaxadrine. Also goes great with coffee.

Side effects: Sedative effect, Spontaneous Pregnancy, increased risk of vampire attack

WARNING: VAXADRINE IS HIGHLY ADDICTIVE

Legal Information

Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A.'s recommendations of Vaxadrine do not constitute an endorsement of the drug's efficacies, and Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A. is not a medical doctor, but a doctor of fine arts.

See Also

• Cheating Death with Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A.