Vaxascab

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Vaxascab
is brought to you by Prescott Pharmaceuticals
"Remember, if it's childproof, it's not Prescott!"
Dr. Noelle Bush wrote Wikiality.com a prescription for
"Vaxascab"
There's plenty more where that came from...
Jab these platelet-packed pills directly into your wound.
Jab these platelet-packed pills directly into your wound.


Vaxascab is the only blood clotting pill recommended by Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A. Manufactured by Prescott Pharmaceuticals.

Side effects may include:

  • Pulmonary weevils
  • Brain tooth
  • Re-emergence of the umbilical cord
Dr. Colbert says, "Blood is an important thing to have in one's veins"Episode #300
Dr. Colbert says, "Blood is an important thing to have in one's veins"Episode #300



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