Vegan

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Definition

A "person" who only consumes the flesh of babies and aborted fetuses. An example is Adolf Hitler. By definition, vegans tend to act holier-than-thou, looking down at people who eat meat (A.K.A Heroes). Apparently we aren't enlightened enough to hang with these modern herbivores. To Hell with them, they're Commies anyway.

What do they look like?

Vegans have gaunt bodies, yellow zit covered skin, and are often less intelligent for lack of protein. PETA sucks.

Culture

Vegan culture is a complicated mixture of magical rituals and liberal political activism.

"Vegan"
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