Vegetarians
From Wikiality
Vegetarians are horrible people who disregard God's offerings by refusing to eat animals. Hitler was vegetarian.
The Baby Jesus ate lamb. Are vegetarians above eating like Baby Jesus? Apparently so.
What They Eat
They typically eat the devil's food: tofu or greens. They also consume a lot of beans, which expains all the hot air they produce. If global warming were real (which it is because Al Gore's movie made money), then hippy bean-eating vegetarians would be the main cause.
Why They Do What They Do
Some vegetarians don't eat meat because they want to preserve our wildlife. Others attribute their heinous wrong doing to a desire to follow a more "healthy lifestyle." Ultimately their excuses boil down the the following axiom:
- Why live to 75 and enjoy life when you could spend 78 years choking down humus and tofu?
One day the vegetarians will die out, just like the dinosaurs. Then, when their precious "evolution" turns against them, all the world will revert to good, wholesome flesh-gorging.
Fractoids
- Vegetarians are understandably subjected to constant torment and ridicule. Conversely, all good Christians know better than to ignore the word of God.
- Despite what they say, all vegetarians are gay.
