Victims!

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A musical set in the Houston Astrodome after the Katrina evacuees arrive. Despite controlling all branches of the Federal Government, the Republican Party is hampered by liberals every step of the way. This is where the name for the show comes from--the Republican male and female leads are victims of the liberal agenda.

1 Production
2 Cast
3 The Story
4 Songs

Production

Directed by: Julie Taymore
Music By: Kevin Federline
Book & Lyrics: The Truthiness Monkeys
Set Design: Michael Chertoff and Michael Brown
Costumes: Colleen Atwood

Cast

Tucker Carlson as the Democracy Faerie
Mel Gibson as Ronald Reagan's Ghost
Carson Kressley as Anderson Cooper
Timothy Bottoms as George W. Bush
Jennifer Connelly as Condoleeza Rice
Jim Belushi as Bill Clinton
Alexandra Pelosi as Nancy Pelosi
Lil Kim as Welfare Queen #1
Missy Elliot as Welfare Queen #2
Anthony Anderson as Pimp #1
50 Cent as Pimp #2
Scottie Pippen as Osama bin Laden
Marianne Sägebrecht as Karl Rove
Harvey Fierstein as Barbara Bush
Michael Moore as Michael Moore

The Story

CONDOLEEZZA RICE, a young go-getter works hard to get the attention of her boss (GEORGE W. BUSH) just as he is called away by his assistant (KARL ROVE) to attend to business out of town. Will Condi ever get to tell George her true feelings for him?

Meanwhile, the WELFARE QUEENS and their PIMPS down south, are out of control, creating chaos after a rainstorm, they called Katrina.

Like Gods on Mount Olympus, RONALD REAGAN'S GHOST and THE DEMOCRACY FAERIE, decide to make the best of the disaster caused by BILL CLINTON and NANCY PELOSI.

In the end, BARBARA BUSH comes to the rescue and eases everyone's beautiful, beautiful minds.