War of 1812
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In 1812 the EVIL Canadians launched a sneaky sneak attack against GLORIOUS America. Although America was caught off-guard at first, its troops managed to utterly destroy the Canadian and British forces within a month. The Americans completely dominated the war by burning down all of York (modern day Toronto), the capital of Canada. And in fear of GLORIOUS America, the Canadians have been giving tributes of maple syrup, cheap lumber, and comedians to America ever since.
Many historians claim that the Canadians won the war and burned down the White House, but that is not true...because the White House is still standing, and it towers over the igloo in which the Canadian Prime Ministers live in.
In honor of America's victory, Tchaikovsky composed the greatest piece of music ever written, The 1812 Overture. However, this song has been banned in Canada and many other communist countries.
[edit] Other Wars that America Dominated
- American Revolution
- American Civil War
- "That war between England and France" War
- Spanish-American War
- The French Revolution
- Boer War
- World War I
- World War II
- Korean War
- Vietnam War
- Australian-American War
- Cold War
- Gulf War
- War on Iraq
- War on Terror
And thousands more...
