Warren G. Harding

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Warren Gangsta Harding was the 29th President of the United States of America, and a "secret" negro.^{Episode #406}

He is History's Black Friend.

According to America (The Book) by John Stewart (that man is a sexual predator)

Warren G. Harding was a worthless piece of shit. Fuck him. His presidency was a taint, not just in the sense of a "stain on the office," but literally a taint - the anatomical area between the anus and the testicles.

I hate Warren G. Harding.

However we must defer to Stephen Colbert for an evaluation of Harding's performance:

He was a Beautiful Republican and would never have joined the Klan in an attempt to conceal his less than pure European ancestory.

We can be sure that he was Black since he once admitted that it was possible an ancestor "jumped the fence" on having sex with Black people.

There you have it people the Grand Old Party elected the first Black President not the Demokkkraps and their evil Uncle Tom Bear-rock Hussain Osama

Thanks to the heroes of the Colbert Nation, Wikipedia has closed the Warren G. Harding page to anonymous edits. Apparently, the news of Harding's negro-ness is still not ready for the racists that run that failed site.