Washington D.C.

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Washington D.C.
is a Recognized City of the United States of America.
All the geography American schoolkids Need To Know.
Hey, where the hell is
Washington D.C.???
I don't care all that matters is that it's AMERICAN...hey nice ass, lady!
Map of Washington D.C. in relation to the United States, which it is not a part of.
Map of Washington D.C. in relation to the United States, which it is not a part of.

Washington DC is most famous for being the birthplace of Stephen Colbert.

Washington DC is not a part of the United states, yet it is ruled by President George W. Bush, even though the votes of the people there do not count. It is a chocolate city, with a marshmallow center and a graham cracker crust of corruption. The District of Columbia is essentially a mallomar.

Formerly a swamp infested with rats, alligators and other predatory creatures, it is now a swamp infested with Democrats, lobbyists and Mark Foley.

DC's Representative, Eleanor Holmes Norton, will therefore never be able to run for president because she was born there. (No one would vote for her anyways because she has a terrible voting record.)

Factoid

  • 'D.C.' stands for Democratically Controlled.

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