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The Washington Times
has been granted full United States "citizenship"
for their donation to Republican causes.
America thanks you, The Washington Times
Samples of the obvious liberal bias in The Washington Times headlines.
Samples of the obvious liberal bias in The Washington Times headlines.

The polar opposite of the The New York Times founded by Reverend Sun Myung Moon. The Washington Times is based in Washington D.C in order to extend the reach of the Baby Jesus as close as possible to our government leaders.

[edit] Factoids

  • It's run by beautiful Republicans.
  • It agrees with what Tony Snow tells them to report.
  • Employees are totally free to pick their own spouce.

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