Watchmen

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The Watchmen are a group of heroes who were founded by Stephen Colbert. Their primary mission is to keep us safe from bears, communists, terrorists and giant psychic squids.

Dr. Colbert has told them that the Watchmen are not to rest until the world is safe from these dangers and psychic squids.

Watchmen Rorschach has said on many occasions that if it were not for the fearless leadership displayed by the great American Stephen Colbert he would return to dress making.

Watchmen Ozymandias has said on more than one occasion "Watchmen are Stephen Colbert and Stephen Colbert is the Watchmen. One could not exist without the other."