Westboro Baptist Church

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I'm Sorry, Were you looking for Hell?

Oh No!
Westboro Baptist Church
needs help fast!
Quick! Someone call the cavalry!

Westboro Baptist Church
is righteous and true
God Bless America

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Members of God's Second Favorite Church™ protest at a memorial for victims of a mall shooting in Omaha, Nebraska in 2007

Westboro Baptist Church God's Second Favorite Church after Landover Baptist Church.

Headed by Fred Phelps, America's conscience, Westboro is on the front lines of every future battle America may be involved in.

[edit] Wars Westboro Foresees

• with the San Francisco Zoo
• with Sweden
• With dirty Hippie Jesus
• actors who portray the gays