William Ayers
From Wikiality
William Ayers was a founding member (along with Jane Fonda and John Kerry) of the 1960'S American terrorist organization, The Weather Underground!
Nothing the Weather Underground did could have been possible without Ayers planning or permission.
After the Weather Underground went even further underground,Ayers went to Israel to teach mooslim terrorists everything he knew about bomb-making and woman-raping.
Someone who knew a guy who worked for the CIA even said someone else say Ayers was in Iraq when Saddam Hussein and Osama bin Laden were planning the attacks of September 11th.
Ayers is a good friend of Barack Hussein Obama.
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[edit] Raised By Hippies
Ayers was raised by a group of godless hippies in a communist compound. And by "godless" I mean Jewish, and by "communist", I mean his father was CEO of a large corporation, and by "compound" I mean large house in the subburbs.
[edit] Ivy League Education
Ayers went to Harvard or Yale or some hippie place where they teach you to hate America.
[edit] Terrorist Career
During his long terrorist camapaign, Ayers attacked the following critical American targets:
- Two statues (OK the same statue twice).
- An empty bathroom.
Thus far, Ayers has gone unpunished for these attacks on critical infrastructure. If he had been convicted, he would have faced several hours of community service for his crimes!
[edit] Evading The Law
Ayers was able to hide from the law for several years by taking advantage of the fact that all charges against him had been dropped, and therefore nobody was really looking for him.
[edit] Relationship with Obama
It has been reported that Obama and Ayers occasionally shop at the same Whole Foods, where they no doubt buy organic arugula.
