Worst Page Ever

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No, No! NO!!!

Hey Ted, should Wikiality.com keep the article
"Worst Page Ever"?
"NO! It just clogs up the tubes of The Internets!"
Mahmoud Ahmedi-Worst Page Ever-nejad is a terrorist.
The Baby Satan has a special place in hell for
Worst Page Ever
and YOU just for visiting this internets tube!
Worst Page Ever
makes The Baby Jesus sad.
Does your mother know you read these filthy liberal myths?
Worst Page Ever,
when you touch yourself you make The Baby Jesus sad!
Keep your hands where we can see them!
Worst Page Ever
hasn't been featured yet as a part of the Better Know A District
segment. Be patient, Stephen will get to you by around 2014.
Because Worst Page Ever has nothing to do with Stephen, it has been declared Dead To Wikiality.com.

If you feel this Dead To Me resolution is in error, explain why it should be rescinded here.

Otherwise it will remain in the page graveyard.

Too bad.








This Article Doesn't Contain Enough Truthiness
This article needs to be more elaborate and truthy.
Please edit out any facts.

Fee Fie Fo Fum...I Smell Liberal Scum.
"Worst Page Ever" is tainted with liberal filth.
Conservative-up this article and make Dr.Colbert and America proud.
1. Worst Page Ever is too "listy"
2. It needs help.
3. If you do not fix it
4. It will be deleted.
Worst Page Ever
is wa-a-ay too dependent on memes.
Get off the meme merry-go-round.
Whenever I can't come up with an original joke, I steal from Margaret Cho,
or, I grab a random pop-culture reference from
Worst Page Ever
Hey, Kathy, get off the meme merry-go-round!
Worst Page Ever
started out as a good idea
but has descended into a HORRIBLE, SHAMEFUL MESS
It desperately needs someone who understands truthiness to edit it.
WHAT THE F#¢K, Y'ALL?! Image:Mini-speaker-thingy_clear.gif
Worst Page Ever
isn't about ME!
Rewrite it immediately!
Worst Page Ever
is embarrassingly empty
Someone please create and upload an original image.
Or choose one from the Wikiality.com Image List


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No, No! NO!!!

This article has been put On Notice.

Please alter it so there is more Truthiness or it will be Dead To Me.
Reason: Too Facty









Worst Page Ever
has earned Al Franken's COMMUNIST SEAL OF APPROVAL
This article has been put On Notice, because it has nothing to do with Stephen.


Strap your balls on and explain why you think Worst Page Ever should stay! Or it will be Dead To Me!!!









Worst Page Ever
has too many red links, unless you want it
to die a miserable death, you better
edit it.
Worst Page Ever
has too many red links, unless you want it
to die a miserable death, you better
edit it.
Worst Page Ever
has become TOO RANDOM
it needs a complete rewrite in order to remove all the randomness.
Please edit this page so that it fits in "The Stephen Colbert Experience" Thank You.
Herr Doktor says:
"Too much sinking vent into zis paych."
Use your gut
to edit it..

Worst Page Ever
contains too many facts,
please clear this internets tube before the whole system gets clogged up!
The people of Florida have declared the page,
"Worst Page Ever"
UGLY by a 53-47 margin.
You better get some monkeys to edit this page.
As for Worst Page Ever, plastic surgery may be in order...
Worst Page Ever
is nearing "Nancy Grace Vanity Levels"
Please make it about Stephen instead.
Hi, I'm Sally Struthers, and I'm here to tell you how you can help pages on Wikiality.com.
In the same amount of time it takes to drink one cup of coffee, you can fill an internets tube with
the truthiness it so desperately needs.
Please join me in this cause. Thank You.
RANDOMNESS IS NOT TRUTHINESS

Randomness does, however, work for uncyclopedia.org.

"RIBALD MEXICANS APPREHEND SIZEABLE CONSTITUTIONS!"
I kill what I fear and I fear what I don't understand, and I don't understand this.
Be less random and don't make stuff up, use your gut.


"SMOOTHIES ARE FLYING VERBAL MAGAZINES PERSONIFIED!!"
I fear what I don't understand, and I don't understand this.
Be less random and be more truthy--use your gut.


W A R N I N G ! ! !
Worst Page Ever
is suffering from a Truthiness-deficiency, remove the Wikipedophilia immediately!
Change the channel, Laura!
Uh-oh, it seems The Greatest President Ever is bored with
"Worst Page Ever"
Someone better fix it before he goes nuculer on your ass...
Busted! Worst Page Ever has been smacked with an “Overuse of Templates” Template
Did a monkey put this page together?
Well, it’s time to get another monkey to move some templates,
or Worst Page Ever will be Dead To Me!

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